After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion, that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story in the LA Times read: 'California archaeologists, finding traces of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communication network a hundred years earlier than
the New Yorkers.'
One week later, The Capital Times, a Madison newspaper in Wisconsin , reported the following: After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Stoughton, Wisconsin , Ole Olson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Wisconsin had already gone wireless.
Thank heavens for Ole! Who said Wisconsinites are hicks?
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading
straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the
seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business
trip or pleasure?' She turned, smiled and said, 'Business.
I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America
Convention, in Boston .' He swallowed hard. Here was the
most gorgeous woman, he had ever seen sitting next to him,
and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded.. 'I use information that I have
learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of
the popular myths about sexuality.' 'Really?' he said. 'And
what kind of myths are there?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-
American men, are the most well-endowed of all men, when
in fact it is the Native American Indian, who is most likely to
possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Jewish descent, who are the best.
'I have also discovered that the lover, with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.'
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable, and
blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name.'
'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call
me Bubba'