There can be only one captain to a ship. If there are two, and their orders are diverse, the ship, however well appointed and equipped, must go to the bottom.
— Thomas Barnado, British founder of more than 90 homes for destitute children.
— An Argentine tourist who booked the wrong flight and ended up in Sydney Sydney, Nova Scotia, Canada instead of her intended destination of Sydney, Australia. http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/09/25/1222217371083.html