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Always remember... wherever you go... there you are.

— Unknown

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Joke of the Month

An embarrassing moment ensued the day the Queen of Greece came to Barnard College to receive an honorary degree. One of the guests at the ceremony was a crusty old psychiatrist from Colombia University across the avenue.

“ Come over and meet the Queen of Greece,” smiled the dean of Barnard. The old psychiatrist shook hands graciously, then cackled to the dean – loud enough for Her Majesty to overhear, “She seems harmless enough.. How long has she thought she is the Queen?”