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They have no wish for happiness at all, walking against the wind

— The Bauls.

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An embarrassing moment ensued the day the Queen of Greece came to Barnard College to receive an honorary degree. One of the guests at the ceremony was a crusty old psychiatrist from Colombia University across the avenue.

“ Come over and meet the Queen of Greece,” smiled the dean of Barnard. The old psychiatrist shook hands graciously, then cackled to the dean – loud enough for Her Majesty to overhear, “She seems harmless enough.. How long has she thought she is the Queen?”

"You talk them through."

Hawke's nuclear dump plan 'pie in the sky

Industry Minister Ian Macfarlane has rejected a call  by former prime minister Bob Hawke for Australia to become the world's nuclear waste dump.
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Mr Hawke said he had already raised the idea with the Greens.

"One of them, I'm not going to talk about his name, his initial reaction was 'oh, shit', and then when I went through these things and what it could mean, he said this should be talked about," Mr Hawke said.

Hurricane "George"

http://www.freepress.org/columns/display/7/2005/1217

It's time to name all Hurricanes "George" and to end "Bushwahr 3"
September 25, 2005
By Harvey Wasserman

From now on, all hurricanes should be named "George." They can have different numbers. Rita needs to be renamed "George 05-18". The next one will be George 05-19. Next year's first will be George 06-01, etc.

And amidst increasingly huge mass protests to end it, the "War on Terror" also needs a more accurate moniker. It should be "Bushwahr 3."

Cursed by those who come after?

A leading environmentalist and expert on Chaos Theory says that "Small actions now … are more important than big actions later".

Another expert says that this current generation.. ie you and me, us .... is heading in the direction of being cursed by our children. "The generation held responsible will be cursed by those who come after," he says. 

 

In the Sydney Morning Herald this morning, 24/9/05:

"Ill winds that whisper the collapse of civilisation" Mankind is at the edge of an abyss, its very survival dependent on urgent action, warns Tim Flannery. Deborah Smith reports. The hurricanes devastating the American coast are the wake-up call the world needs. Do nothing about climate change, and the collapse of civilisation is "inevitable", according to Dr Tim Flannery.

 

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